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Monday, April 5, 2010

get to know Australia

Dingo's.. Redbacks and Funnel webs.. White pointers.. Jelly fish .

Dingo's don't eat children..... unless...

Brown snakes are easily frightened; and will flee unless trapped. Avoid bushwalking in hot days of Spring.

Shark's only come close to shore at dusk and dawn... feeding times.

Jelly fish... Don't jump off a ferrie in Sydney..... even though the Harbour is so pretty.
If u do ...
Vinegar ,for jellie fish's soul reaching burns... pour over.... yes they scream. call an ambulance 000

White pointers are only lookin 4 wounded prey... don't splash around after dark.

Brown snake... its the only brown one we have.. Its deadly.. lie very still - call 000 >> still is the key here' The less movement the better. Aborigionals have survived this attack by laying still for 12 days, and fed only water , and tolerated the pain. Blinking is movement.... very still...

Dingos where introduced by our settlers.... they are pack hounds and will take and scavange for a meal. They are now a part of our out back. Treat them with caution .They Bite, and they can carry a goat for 20 KM's. Ayeres Rock is not a good place for infants.

Kangaroo Island Seals

Just off the coast of South Australia is Kangaroo Island. Uncomercialized tourist haven, if you like lots of sea lions, penguins and like beaches and landscapes. IF this appeals to you... research and book. E-mail me if you wish.


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Childhood favorite

Things have certainly changed

Lazing around this long weekend












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